Since Trolls ARE a different species with separate biology from humans, it stands to reason some human foods affect trolls in adverse/odd ways.
Some examples I’ve thought up include:
- Alcohol affects trolls slower than humans, mainly due to the fact that their body’s absorb it at a slower rate. However this also means that alcohol affects trolls LONGER than humans.
- Celery, for whatever reason, is harmful to Troll’s digestive systems. Symptoms include cramps, indigestion, vomiting and constipation.
- Most varieties of mushrooms are toxic to trolls, some even fatally so. Ingestion should be met with IMMEDIATE removal of the food from their system via induced vomiting.
- Not all foods are dangerous to trolls, some affect them in more amusing ways. Pineapples, vanilla, and soy are all instances of potent aphrodisiacs.
- Some varieties of flowers, including roses, are the equivalent of catnip to most trolls. The pollen causes mild euphoria, reduced inhibitions, light to moderate hallucinations, and drowsiness.
this would make the fact that I offer cookies (and adore vanilla) to everyone interesting.. Oh gods.. some of my teas.. XD
*just laughing ass off and loving it*
*pissed and holding a cloth to mouth* grrrrrrr *flops down where it’s currently safer for the moment until anons have given less… volatile… requests*
Not done yet, lovely.
Still have 2 to answer.
I won’t lie. I’m having fun here.
hmm Well would be fun if I got some requests, instead of ending up the target of others requests. So I’ll just sit over here and hopefully mind my own business. Damn.. I might need stitches for a couple of these…
Duelscar happened. Seemed some anon told him to go kiss a few people and I seemed to have ended up a target. So he kissed me and decided to rip off my bottom lip while at it.
*got herself cleaned up, still generally pissed* And seems the anons are only interested in trying to get trolls to bugger eachother. I haven’t gotten a single request (pussies) but yeah, as I said… ended up the target of someone else’s sick fantasy.
>He squirmed more at the fingers. Her other hand roughly shoved into his nook and he tensed around the intrusion. This didn’t last long as she began shifting the toy further into his nook, a whimper escaping. Her fingers moved and hooked everywhere until they hit a spot. He moaned lowly, tossing his head back and his bulge tightening. Wow, he was already on the edge.
She hummed pleasantly as she saw his reaction to her attentions and nibbled along the inside of his legs before she licked up the length of his bulge and played with the tip, keeping her head back so he wouldn’t attempt to choke her.
She moved her fingers in and out of him, feeling that wet slickness. She hooked her fingers around inside him as her lips and other hand worked his bulge. Definitely a very interesting experience she decided. Purring as she flicked her tongue along the finned like ridges of his bulge.
>He shuddered as her tongue licked up the length of his bulge and played with the tip. Thoughts of even trying to choke her with his bulge didn’t occur to him. All he thought about was the fact that she was stimulating him right now.
>He squirmed, trying to get her fingers to keep brushing that spot as they moved around in side of him. He was at the edge at he was being worked, and he finally went over it as she liked along the finned like ridges on his bulge. He came with a cry, material splattering along his body and her face and hand.
She gave him one long final lick. Tasting him out of curiosity and sitting back she yanked the vibe out of him. Watching his body shudder. She started to put away her things and cleaned herself up “That was fun” she grinned and reached over to grab the blindfold and yanked it off him “Well, I should get going. The Grand Highblood is expecting me over.” she grinned and blew him a kiss. Standing up she grabbed her little box of toys and threw it over her shoulder.
“Perhaps we should try this again sometime mmm?” she giggled and just waved at him walking off.
*comes in and leans against the arm of the throne chin on folded arms and looking up through curly hair like a little kid* hello
Good morning Lacy :o)
How are you today?
Doing alright. You?
Quite the calm beginning for a day, but still good.
Well it’s been quiet for me as well, other than having fun torturing a seadweller.