condescendingempress:

lacyazlin:

“I’m not, but sometimes someone who isn’t closest to the situation can have a different view that can help.” I just point out. I wasn’t being dense, I did just kind of want to help, but if I was rejected again, I would leave. “Not to be rude, but, why isn’t your moirail here?” 

I do not want a different view.

> Your breath hitches when she mentions your moirail.

> You hiss at her.

T)(at is none of your business. Bring it up again and I will gut you.

Arms crossed over my legs, sitting on my heels. Tilt my head “I guess then, it seems any view might be worth something your majesty.” she was in pain and I could see it. 

There were times I wondered if I was just nuts. I see someone in pain and I want to help. Like water washing away the blood and cleaning a wound to let it heal.

condescendingempress:

lacyazlin:

I sigh and rubbed the back of my neck “I could, but, well I don’t like seeing someone miserable. I can’t offer much, but I can offer a listening ear. People tell me I’m good at it.”

You are not my moirail.

I sea no reason to talk to you.

> This chick had to be dense.

> Either that or she really wanted you to eat what she brought.

> Too bad, you aren’t hungry.

“I’m not, but sometimes someone who isn’t closest to the situation can have a different view that can help.” I just point out. I wasn’t being dense, I did just kind of want to help, but if I was rejected again, I would leave. “Not to be rude, but, why isn’t your moirail here?” 

condescendingempress:

lacyazlin:

I paused and then came closer, kneeling down nearby. I set my basket of good smelling sweets down “Just came with a present, you seem down today.” statement not question. 

I don’t want anyfin.

> You’re more or less muttering into your pillow.

W)(y don’t you just go away.

I sigh and rubbed the back of my neck “I could, but, well I don’t like seeing someone miserable. I can’t offer much, but I can offer a listening ear. People tell me I’m good at it.”

condescendingempress:

lacyazlin:

It had been a bit since that fiasco with the bratty grub Empress. And frankly I could only hope she didn’t really remember much of that. I did my best to keep her safe and out of trouble, despite her determined to get into it and then get mad at me for every little thing. 

As it was I came today armed with chocolate, lots of it, and cheese cake. Hoping to appeal to her sweet tooth. 

Really didn’t want a ruler mad at me, it was bad enough having the Orphaner. 

I didn’t immediately see her, but, I heard.

Pausing I took a hesitant breath and hoped I wasn’t going to see another grub or some such.

“Your majesty?”

> Ugh, who the hell was that, now.

> Someone coming to either bug you or rub the situation in your face.

> You lift your head and look over your shoulder to see the baking human.

> Ugh.

> Put your head back down on the floor and hug your pillow tighter.

> You have to take a breath before you speak.

W)(at do you want.

I paused and then came closer, kneeling down nearby. I set my basket of good smelling sweets down “Just came with a present, you seem down today.” statement not question. 

condescendingempress:

> Well, he’s gone. And you’re alone again.

> You don’t really blame him, though. You aren’t exactly the best troll to be around, royalty or not.

> Whatever, he’ll probably find someone better than you anyway.

> … Yeah, you don’t doubt that at all.

> You curl around the pillow you’re holding, laying in the middle of your room, on the floor.

> Right now it honestly sucks that your moirail isn’t around.

> Wait, he left you too. Just like Eridan.

> Maybe it would be best if you didn’t talk to anyone today.

It had been a bit since that fiasco with the bratty grub Empress. And frankly I could only hope she didn’t really remember much of that. I did my best to keep her safe and out of trouble, despite her determined to get into it and then get mad at me for every little thing. 

As it was I came today armed with chocolate, lots of it, and cheese cake. Hoping to appeal to her sweet tooth. 

Really didn’t want a ruler mad at me, it was bad enough having the Orphaner. 

I didn’t immediately see her, but, I heard.

Pausing I took a hesitant breath and hoped I wasn’t going to see another grub or some such.

“Your majesty?”

condescendingempress:

lacyazlin:

*looks utterly unimpressed* I said be good and I’ll have a treat for you, now. Behave like a proper monarch. You are acting like a spoiled brat. Would your lusus be proud of you right now young lady? Now, I’m just going to sit here and make sure you don’t get hurt. *just starts humming a calming tune.*

> ATTACK. ATTACK THE LADY.

> JUMP AT HER FACE AND TRY TO CLAW HER.

> HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

*grabs, holds down and gives a light wap* stop that. 

condescendingempress:

lacyazlin replied to your post: lacyazlin replied to your post: *offers a…

I might not be your parent *I had dealt with this sort of sas most my life. 21 nieces and nephews, 6 grand nieces and 3 godchildren* But I am currently an adult and I just want to make sure you are safe and cared for. Now stop with your sass lit’un.

> HISS LOUDER AND HOP AT HER AS MENACINGLY AS POSSIBLE.

*looks utterly unimpressed* I said be good and I’ll have a treat for you, now. Behave like a proper monarch. You are acting like a spoiled brat. Would your lusus be proud of you right now young lady? Now, I’m just going to sit here and make sure you don’t get hurt. *just starts humming a calming tune.*

condescendingempress:

lacyazlin:

Its a card game. Were you try to gather as many points as you can by collecting various people who are sent to be beheaded at the guillotine, which was a device of execution used during a period of time in my world. It was a tall frame with a blade at the top. The person was then strapped in below and the blade was dropped then, slice, off went their head. *makes a slice at throat* The game just has a bunch of cards and you try to collect as many and as high valued of them as you can manage to get. its kinda fun and a bit silly. 

So…

You win t)(is game by collecting be)(eaded corpses?

I don’t get it.

> The actual device sounded cool, though.

> Maybe you should get one?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillotine_(game) here’s the game that will likely explain it better.

condescendingempress:

lacyazlin replied to your post: Hello your majesty. How are you this evening?

well enough. A little tired. But went on a picnic with some friends earlier. Was quite fun, we played guillotine.

Picnics are peaceful. I do not go on t)(em very often, t)(oug)(.

W)(at is ‘guillotine’?

Its a card game. Were you try to gather as many points as you can by collecting various people who are sent to be beheaded at the guillotine, which was a device of execution used during a period of time in my world. It was a tall frame with a blade at the top. The person was then strapped in below and the blade was dropped then, slice, off went their head. *makes a slice at throat* The game just has a bunch of cards and you try to collect as many and as high valued of them as you can manage to get. its kinda fun and a bit silly. 

condescendingempress:

lacyazlin replied to your post: lacyazlin replied to your post: lacyazlin replied…

Right away! I also made cakeballs (had to finish out the chocolate..) and these cupcake that are just.. sinful. Melty cream chocolate wrapped in chocolate devilfood cake and topped with a creamed mascapone chocoalte icing. *puts together a basket*

You’re making me s)(iver in anticipation.

I do look forward to trying t)(ese treats.

*has all the treats lined up to look pretty in the basket and presents it* 

For your pleasure your Majesty.

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